Mrs Proudie’s Portrait of the Week

Trump wants to drain the swamp, but it’s a stagnant, underground ocean of entrenched corruption

Goodness! The Sapphire Ball at Gatherum Castle in honour of Her Majesty was a splendid affair. We waltzed until the early hours, a whirling, dazzling company, and such finery! The Duke of Omnium explained, sotto voce, that he had invited…