Mrs Proudie’s non-offensive edition for the faint of heart

My dears, I must confess it gets harder to write these weekly missives without offending someone. One tries to poke fun and hold our betters to account with humour, but whatever one says and however one expresses it, there is…

‘Vote now! Vote often!’

Oh, the ways of the world! Though there are local elections being held up and down the country I’m relieved to say this time it is not our turn –…