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Ill-advised remarks about head-coverings and female genital mutilation will get you dismissed from the Scout Movement

Goodness! The election of Mustafa Fatwah as Mayor of Barchester has surprised us all! We simply had no idea there was so much support for the Socialist-Hardcore-International-Terrorist Party (SHITs) – or indeed how many Barchester citizens bear the same surname…
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Stooge – A Brexmas Carol

Something a little different for you this festive season, dear hearts! My dear friend Mr. Dickens sent this first draft of a story he is about to publish. I know…