Brexit at Chequers: “After eight arduous hours of discussion, argument and counter-argument, they momentously agreed to ban plastic straws”

Goodness! Spies, spies, we are beset by spies!  The Jupiter reports sightings of scruffily bearded men in black slouch hats and voluminous opera cloaks bestriding the cobbled streets of Barchester in the swirling fog. Anarchists? Bolsheviks? Methodists? What do they…